This is a list of products that I think are dumb and fads that are ingeniously marketed to stupid (hipsteresque) people. This may hit 10 this may hit 20, or it may just hit 3. I haven't decided yet, as this is on the spot. They are also listed in no specific order.
1) Vibram Toe shoes.
These shoes are supposed to mimic walking around barefoot, while protecting your feet. They are supposed to strengthen your feet in only the good way possible, by reverting back to "nature". As with most fad products, the current fad being healthy living, this product seeks to lure in dumb/misinformed people into purchasing these over priced water shoes. At a starting price of $100, these shoes offer you nothing, other than a rubber sole and a fancy/weird looking shoe. These are stupid for two reasons, #1 If you wanted to experience barefootedness, you should just walk around barefoot. The soles of your feet will adapt. 2# You can get swimming shoes, which look a lot less stupid, and are only a tenth of the price.
When you walk, your toes stick together naturally. They don't need to be separate.
2) Can't think of anything right now. So stay tuned!
Saturday 18 August 2012
Saturday 4 August 2012
Studies show Farting increases the risk of cancer!
Studies show, farting increases the risk of Cancer and negatively impacts the economy!
In recent studies, science has proven an obscure and questionable link between farting and the risk of skin cancers. The link appears in the following sequence.
Proof of this statement: Farting negatively impacts the economy.
1) Farting releases methane. Therefore increased farting releases a lot of methane.
2) Methane is a gas known to destroy/damage the ozone layer.
3) A decrease in the amount of ozone directly increases the amount of Ultraviolet rays that reach the earth.
4) More Ultraviolet rays leads to greater risk of sun related cancers.
5) An increased risk in cancer, leads to more individuals who are diagnosed with it.
6) The more people diagnosed with cancer, means more people in our hospitals.
7) The more people in our hospitals means that more resources are needed to sustain these people.
8) The more resources used for healthcare, leads to deficiencies in other parts of the economy that also require resources.
9) Therefore farting affects the economy.
This is an example of an argument that is very similar to ones social activists and anti-corporation activists make. They link obscure things the their main point which are usually very loosely connected and can sometimes be debated. Everything is interconnected in one way, its called the butterfly effect.
In recent studies, science has proven an obscure and questionable link between farting and the risk of skin cancers. The link appears in the following sequence.
Proof of this statement: Farting negatively impacts the economy.
1) Farting releases methane. Therefore increased farting releases a lot of methane.
2) Methane is a gas known to destroy/damage the ozone layer.
3) A decrease in the amount of ozone directly increases the amount of Ultraviolet rays that reach the earth.
4) More Ultraviolet rays leads to greater risk of sun related cancers.
5) An increased risk in cancer, leads to more individuals who are diagnosed with it.
6) The more people diagnosed with cancer, means more people in our hospitals.
7) The more people in our hospitals means that more resources are needed to sustain these people.
8) The more resources used for healthcare, leads to deficiencies in other parts of the economy that also require resources.
9) Therefore farting affects the economy.
This is an example of an argument that is very similar to ones social activists and anti-corporation activists make. They link obscure things the their main point which are usually very loosely connected and can sometimes be debated. Everything is interconnected in one way, its called the butterfly effect.
Mcdonald's secret menu...yes it exists!
Mcdonalds has a secret menu!
Everyone loves mcdonalds. Their food is salty, delicious, coma-inducing, and makes you crave it. It is especially good after a night of drinking. Well, Mcdonalds lovers, theres more to the menu that meets the eye! You might be fond of their bistro wiches, love their big macs, crave their supersized fries, and embrace their mchicken, but they have a few secret items that will take you beyond their delicious norms...Are you ready to hear one of them?
Mcgangbang!
That is right! A Mcgangbang. Oh it exists, and most mcdonalds employees know what it is. There are a few different variations of the Mcgangbang, but the cheapest and best value one is the Mcdouble inspired one. The Mcdouble Mcgangbang is a Mcdouble sandwich with a junior chicken patty in the center. This wich packs nearly 40 grams of protein, a crap load of fat, and almost 1000 calories for just $2.50! ($2.51 to be exact). Where else can you find something this delicious and with these kind of stats for this price? Probably nowhere.
Now this is just the beginning. This combination literally opens the floor up to you creative ones to make new wiches and other goodies that will satisfy, put you to sleep, and make you feel good.
Definitely take some time and experience this sandwich. It is worth it ($2.51) and definitely one of the must tries for you greasy food lovers. If you like Epic mealtime and the likes, then this sandwich is definitely for you! You might also want to try your own creations as well, maybe a qaurter-pounder with a fillet of fish patty or w.e!
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